- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

bryden is a faggot

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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