Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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