- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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