David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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