Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Anti Joke

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