What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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