- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

No it doesnt..

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

9/11

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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