- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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