I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A house comes around the corner.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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