- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Boner

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

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