Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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