- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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