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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Granny porn!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

anti jokes are really funny

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Granny porn!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs