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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

ask me if im a door yes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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