- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Dead girls can't say no.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A man walked into a bar owch

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