A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Justin beiber's penis

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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