- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

a man makes a bad joke

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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