Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Caramel Boing.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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