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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

I'm Coming

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they