A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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