a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Oh s***

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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