Small Penis.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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