- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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