Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

it was all Tagart

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

gingers

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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