- Anti Joke

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

NEVER

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Dakota Fanning

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.