- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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