whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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