- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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