Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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