What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Go away still nothing to see

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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