What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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