There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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