Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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