- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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