- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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