Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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