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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

WOw you have no life

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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