What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Go away still nothing to see

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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