what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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