- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

j.p. is dumb

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

your face

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

okay so theres this guy.

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