Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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