- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Dead girls can't say no.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A man walked into a bar owch

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Oh s***

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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