- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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