- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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