- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

dyslexic's Untie

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Charlie Sheen

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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