- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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