whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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