A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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