- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

... Chan chan

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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