- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is the difference?

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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