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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Once upon a time, The end.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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