- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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