Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Burp

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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