Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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