- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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