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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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