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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

ask me if im a door yes

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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