- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

haha black people :D

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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