- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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