what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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your mum

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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ask me if im a door yes

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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