So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What happened to the fish? It drowned

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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