Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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