Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Tilt your screen back .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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