Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Anti Joke

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