- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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