- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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