Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Allah walked into AK Bar

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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