How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Im gay What about you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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