- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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