You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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ure mama's so fat

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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