- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Go away still nothing to see

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

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