Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

women's rights.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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