Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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