A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Oh s***

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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