All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A American seeking into mexico

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's half of 8? o

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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