How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Your're racist.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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My Butthole.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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