- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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