What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Once upon a time, The end.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Go away still nothing to see

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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