What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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