- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's 9+10? 19

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Pickles are moist.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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