- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the difference?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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