- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a duck?

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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