How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Anti Joke

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