- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

why does the man appear fat he is

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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