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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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