Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Oh s***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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