how to turn invisable. eat yourself

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Jersey Shore.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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