- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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