- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Pickle

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Women's rights

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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