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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A baby seal walks into a club.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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