Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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lets bomb africa

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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