- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Dead girls can't say no.

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