- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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