boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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