What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

jd and zach loves vigina

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

You know what's funny? Rape

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Kevin and Ramin

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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