- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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