- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A man walked into a bar owch

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Oh s***

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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