why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

I am a mime

hers a joke... japanese people

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Anti Joke

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