- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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