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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

I'm so punny.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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