- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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