Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

you see theres this guy.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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