- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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