- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Beka has AIDS

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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