Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Abortion.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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