- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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