What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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George W. Bush

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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