Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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