- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what are you mike bibby?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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