- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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