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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Beka has AIDS

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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