What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A seal walks into a club.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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