- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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