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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Abortion.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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