Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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