- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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