Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Anti Joke

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