- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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