Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Cheese

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Major League Soccer

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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